There can be only 10

I just ran across this very funny joke -

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Very Important!!!

As you are all well aware - September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate day. It is not by any coincidence that this INTERNATIONAL holiday falls exactly 6 Months after Avery Renee Rowe's Birthday (initials: ARR).

To celebrate - we will be driving mom absolutely insane by talking as much like a pirate as i can get a 1 and 2 year old to...i hope to leave the house in the morning with nora yelling "ARRRRRRRRRRRRR" and Avery chiming in with "Avast ye landlubbers"

To aide in your enjoyment of this momentous holiday please review the links below..the first one is a google search...have fun!

Google It!
One of many Dictionary sites!

What toilet seat covers?

These toilet seat covers:
Clickey

All about video...i guess

So - apparantly i am all about video lately - i am NOT spending hours on YouTube searching far and wide....today someone said "I guess you have to look on the bright side" to me when i was walking in to work (he was all sad about the weather...i was all happy about it)...

so - without further wasting of taxpayers money: The End of The Life of Brian

Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump

So - today - i got to meet Jen & the kids for lunch at the park...which is under an overpass and next to a hospital...which i now realize is unrelated useless information..but it has to stay now that i typed it...

ANYWAY - after we ate (at a picnic table since we're throwing in useless info) we were back to playing and i had Nora up on one of the play structures...she was hanging on to the side of it near the opening and 'saying' Jump OVER AND OVER again - and each time she said it she got up on her tiptoes then rocked back to her heals - it was SO DAMN funny...

then i took her hands off the side and she jumped down - the look on her face went from TERROR to ELATION - it was awesome.

meanwhile - avery is running around like a crazy child (right after gymnastics mind you ..where the crap does she get the energy??) "Look at I dad, Look at I" climbing everything there is jumping off stuff not meant to be jumped off...

lunch at the park is the best lunch there is.

Dont mess with korea

Ever have one of those days?

Where you're driving to work, and start thinking about your significant other...and it gives you chills? (the good kind)...

Happy Friday to me =)

Because 100 Feet is just too far to walk...

Operating Procedure for Scooters

The scooters are provided as an accommodation. If you need a scooter, please provide Human Resources with a doctor’s note. They may not always be available for your use although we will do our best to provide them when necessary. The scooters are planned to be kept near the East entrance.

Ø Please drive the scooters at a maximum of half speed in cubicle areas or near doors (use horn to alert others that you are coming) and keep to the right whenever you use them so foot traffic moves unimpeded.

Ø Do not use the scooters in the work area or in the cafeteria or break room, they are for covering the longer hall distances. They are not intended to be used in meeting rooms and or to leave the building.

Ø The scooters are not assigned to individuals, therefore they are returned to their “parking place” in order to be available for others who may need them. If a scooter is not available at the time you arrive at work, please wait and one will be delivered to you. As we become aware of others who may need to use a scooter, work schedules may be adjusted slightly to accommodate the users and the business needs of the sections in which they work.

Ø A “scooter crew” will be designated to move the scooters to and from their pick-up, recharging and delivery locations.

Ø Please remember to turn off the scooter when not in use.

Can you smell the Fall?

Fall is my favorite season - i know summer should be - but its not. Stepping outside to 45 degrees - it just hits you - not too hard like the dead of winter - but just enough to wake you up....and the smell - the air is so fresh...

mmmmmmmmmmm

I wasnt ready for it in early August - but now that it's september - bring it on...i cant wait for the leaves to start turning -

Well, there's a football in the air,
Across a leaf blown field.
Yeah, and there's your first car on the road,
And the girl you'd steal.

So go on with yourself
If there's a feeling that there's something else.
Seems like it's always understood
This time of year.

better than ezra